Saturday, January 30, 2010

Chateau Neuf du Pop



Earlier this week I was invited to meet a young lady who has been following my blog from time to time. We're both Corfu based ex-pats, albeit that she originates from the other side of the Atlantic to me. The invitation was to her home for coffee and home baked cakes.

As it customary in Greece I took a small offering with me, a bottle of our krasi, remembering to take the 'Fanta' label off the bottle first.

A little while ago I received an email from my new friend with this photo attached. I'm chuffed, so I thought I'd share her decanting skills with you. :-)

Friday, January 29, 2010

Fire, flood and pestilence

Yesterday started as a fairly normal Thursday. Spent the first 45 minutes chivvying children to get up and go to school, had a cuppa and thought about doing some work.

Earlier in the week we splashed out on a "somba". The Greek name for a heating unit of various construction - calor gas heater, electric fire, or in our case a log burner. Tony had duly installed it in the kitchen where for the last few days it's been churning out more heat than this house normally sees in the middle of summer.

Going back to yesterday...

Got up, popped a load in the washing machine and then popped myself into a hot bath. After a relaxing soak I eventually decided to pull the plug out, and moments later noticed the drain in the middle of the bathroom floor was dribbling all over my robe (that'll serve me right for hanging it up on the floor). Oh great, it's blocked again (happens from time to time). I partly replaced the bath plug so that the water would drain away slowly, making a mental note to fix the drain when I had a moment.

Got dried and dressed, and went into the kitchen to light the new somba.

25 minutes later I had opened every door and window in the house to let the belching smoke out. It didn't matter how I set the vents, flue or door, the wind direction kept changing and was rattling down the chimney, forcing the smoke downwards. Deep joy.

Eventually I got things under control, and noticed that the washing machine had finished its cycle. Open washing machine door. Small flood ensues. Close washing machine door quickly, it's full of water.

Just at this point I realised that the house was full of smoke again. Windows and doors opened again. By now I'm cold and rather soggy.

Over the following hour I juggled my time between bailing out the washing machine (I got about 3 litres out in total), mopping the floors, unblocking the drain, moving ever increasing piles of dripping laundry, unblocking the washing machine filter, testing the washing machine (it seemed that the spin wasn't working), opening and shutting the somba flue and hanging out of various windows gasping for breath with great billows of smoke curling around me.

By 2pm I had finally got the fire going properly, unblocked everything, mopped the floors, got the spinner working again and managed to wring and hang out a large load of washing.

I went upstairs (into the loft, 2 floors and 30 steps above the kitchen where the somba is) to my computer.

10 minutes later I could smell smoke.

I got down the first flight of stairs and started choking. Holding my breath down the second flight I threw open doors and windows again. The somba was standing there glowing nicely without a smidgen of smoke anywhere. If somba's could smile this one would be grinning like a naughty child who thinks they've got away with it.

I swore at the somba, got all the smoke out of the house. Closed all the windows and doors again and went back up the 30 steps to my computer.

Over the next hour this scenario happened three more times. By this time I'd realised that it happened every time we got a big gust of wind or it started to rain hard. Eventually I managed to second guess the situation and got down stairs whilst the fire was still expelling smoke from around the door.

Another half hour of sitting watching and adjusting it until at last it appeared sorted. I went back upstairs to finish what I had been doing unhindered by further interruption... 20 minutes later Tony got home and started messing with the somba.

As for the pestilence. When we lived in the UK I used to get the occasional cold sore when I was stressed out. I've been delighted to be cold sore free since we moved here... that is until the beginning of this year. No sooner have I got over one than another starts to form. The latest one took shape as I was sleeping on Wednesday night and is my third in as many weeks. Oh well it'll take the edge off the mouth ulcer that also appeared yesterday.

Stressed? Me? Nooo!

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Just a thought...

Ah, life on the sunshine island of Corfu... OK, so we don't have sub zero conditions like our friends and relatives back in Blighty, but I wouldn't exactly call it typically Mediterranean here at the moment either.

This morning the hail has been crashing down on our roof, and the closest crack of thunder immediately followed lightning that seemed to be directly overhead. The good news is that we're not having quite so much rain as we did in, say, October. But... that's because of the near constant gale force winds! The moment the wind drops the rain recommences. But hey, I'll be moaning about the incessant heat again soon enough I'm sure!

Life in the village seems to be trundling on regardless. The big issue for debate recently had been the hike in car tax - if you happen to own a vehicle with an engine capacity over 2.5 litre that is more than 15 years old it's a whopping 800€ a year now! Having said that though, I don't know many people with vehicles that fit that description here. The few I do know who have large pick ups are registered as agricultural users, and as such not subject to high vehicle tax. In reality I've only heard of one person whose had to find such a huge amount to keep their car on the road.

Apparently the government is also imminently increasing tax on alcohol and tobacco by 20%. Although I'm sure it will have an adverse effect on some city dwellers, and these increases may not be appreciated by visitors who make the most of the cheap cigarettes in particular, I wonder if many local people will really have to spend a lot more. A majority of the alcohol consumed in this village is krasi - home made wine - so no change there, and tobacco will still be considerably cheaper than elsewhere in much of Europe.

However, I have thought of one way that the government could clear the national debt in next to no time. TURN THE BL**DY LIGHTS OFF!!!

Sorry about that... I didn't mean to shout.

What I'm suggesting is that considerable savings could be made if the street lights were turned off for a few hours when most people are asleep. Say between the hours of 1am and 5am.

In the village where we live, with about 800 other souls, there must be a streetlight every 30m or so. You can walk up the road at 3am and it is nearly as bright as day. Every alleyway and corner is illuminated, and even the country roads that we traverse between one village and the next have lights every couple of hundred metres. On top of that every decorative light - intended for Christmas and Easter - also finds itself left on throughout the year.

It's a fairly educated guess that this situation is replicated in most villages throughout Greece. I question how much, in both financial and ecological terms, this costs the country each year. Whilst it's very pleasant to have a well illuminated road, the sheer volume of lights really is excessive. Even if they were left on all night we would be absolutely fine with 50% of the current volume. The streets wouldn't be dark and the savings would be massive.

Perhaps there is an argument that crime is kept lower due to well lit streets. Periodically there are break ins in the village, but I somehow doubt that these would increase if we had a few less street lights. Street violence is pretty much unheard of anyway. Most would be muggers would be hard pressed to find a victim carrying anything worth stealing wandering our streets after 1am most nights anyway (or come to that at any time of night!)

I'm not suggesting that all the cities and towns necessarily should be less well illuminated; but in the villages (of which there must be thousands on the mainland and islands), where crime rates are low, there are no clubs and bars that turn out at 3am, no late night traffic and the vast majority of people are safely tucked up in bed before midnight, perhaps savings could be made if the timers were set differently or a few light bulbs were removed...

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

A new year's essay.

It's difficult to believe that 2009 is nearing a close; and moreover that the first decade of the new millenium is also nearly over.

My elder child was just a toddler when we saw in the new year in 2000, yet in a few months time he'll be a teenager. My daughter wasn't even a twinkle in her father's eye then, but is currently out on a bike ride on her own... I know it's an oft used comment, but the older I get the faster time seems to go.

Meanwhile, when I've had a spare moment in the last 12 months I've enjoyed a few good books (and a few awful ones!). I seem to have read a disproportionately large number that have Greek recent history, particularly the last war, as their theme. 'Captain Corelli's Mandolin', 'The Island', 'The Brass Dolphin' (actually set in Malta, but telling a very similar story to the Greek occupation) and most recently Nicholas Gage's true story of his mother's life, in 'Eleni'.

Each of these books tells a story of village life in the country in a time before electricity, running water, indoor toilets or motorised transport, let alone tarmac on the roads. As well as the main storylines of great heroism and vile acts, they also paint vivid pictures of life in Greece 60-70 years ago, well within the living memory of many of my neighbours.

These stories have helped me to understand why some things happen in our village even today. The segregation between men and women, whilst no where near so extreme as it was before WW2, can still be seen. Sunday evenings in the summer months when the men congregate on the steps to the platia, whilst the women sit on their front porches, the latter lacemaking or preparing vegetables and gossiping, the former arguing politics or football. The kafenions that are still strictly men only. Most now do see the occasional woman through their doors, but one or two remain exclusively male domains.

The books have also helped me to have a glimpse of what life must have been like before tourism discovered Corfu (and indeed all of Greece and her islands), when the seasons and the sunrise dictated the lifestyle, and people relied on the land, not the supermarket, for their food.

Only last week we were about to bottle some of our home made wine. Tony was warned, "only do it if the day is sunny." Bottle it when its raining and the wine will be cloudy. Is this an old wives tale, or perhaps because the air is damper on a rainy day, and the action of the wine being opened to the damp atmosphere makes it cloudy? I have no idea, but Tony bottled it on a day that was overcast, although it didn't rain. Result? Our wine has a good flavour, but could be clearer!

You may ask where all this is leading. Well, in early spring this year the rumours started. "It's going to be a hard summer this year," "there's no jobs about" and other similar comments. These are the same stock sayings as have been said every year for the last 6 or 7, and so I'm not sure how many people really took them very seriously. However, with the benefit of hindsight the doom-mongers were right. Tourism nosedived this year, thanks to the global credit crunch, European recession and other factors such as cheap long haul holidays to non EU countries, where the British tourist's (which have historically made up nearly 50% of summer visitors to the island) hard earned pound would stretch a bit further.

You probably know that Greece welcomed a new government earlier in the year. Since Pasok returned to power the community has been made far more aware of the true nature of Greece's debt. It's pretty massive and there is much talk of bankruptcy, devaluation, a return to the Drachma and various other possibilities. I'm not sufficiently well versed in the economics of the country to pass any comment, but have noticed a not inconsiderable amount of wailing and arm waving in certain quarters. "How are we going to manage?" "How will I pay for my new car/new suite/new house" etc etc.

The word on the street now is that there is plenty of work about, but no-one is paying. This certainly seems to be true. It looks to me that the generation who have enjoyed relative affluence over the last 20 years or so thanks to mass tourism haven't quite got their heads around the fact that they cannot continue to spend in the way they have been used to.

As an observer, it seems to me that the hierarchical nature of society here comprises the employers and the workers. The employers (aka the rich) are good enough to offer the workers work, and the workers should be grateful. Wages have always been a bit sporadic here, especially within tourism. Workers are often not paid quite when they should be, the employers waiting until the tour operator payments, or whatever, are received, before dipping their hands too deeply into their pockets. This year employers employed, workers worked, but nobody paid. I have friends who are still waiting for final payments from summer 2008 who went back to the same employer in 2009 and have worked all season without pay.

It begs the question, given that experience why do the workers work? I feel sure the answers are manifold, but at least in part it must be because they don't know anything different, and being essentially an honest race they presume that if they've been promised their wages they will get them eventually. Sadly though this touching faith isn't holding true at the moment.

Which all takes me back to the books I've been reading. It seems to me, and from conversations with some of my older Greek friends and acquaintances, that this recession is going to mean not simply a bit of belt tightening, but a complete change in outlook for many people. For the more mature who remember life before tourism it will be a return; a resumption of life not dissimilar to that described in the books. But for the youngsters who are used to having state of the art mobile phones glued to their ears, whilst driving a souped up Golf or Seat around or sitting in the bars of the coastal resorts until the small wee hours, trying to 'out-pose' one another, it'll be a huge culture shock.

I went to buy some chicken feed today, and was talking with the Greek shop keeper about just this subject. His words were quite prophetic if slightly dramatic. "We can no longer rely on tourism. We must move back to the land. The land will provide for us, and for those who do not know how to tend it there are others who can teach them. However, some people here are lazy and don't want to learn. They are the ones who will die."

A somber thought for a new decade. I hope and pray it won't quite come to that, but I suspect that things on our little green island will change out of all recognition over the next few years. Lets hope that Prime Minister George Papandreou and his government will succeed in making those changes for the better, not worse.

Personally, I was originally somewhat scared by the prospect of life without two brass farthings to rub together. I'm still not too keen on the concept of arranged marriages and eating boiled snails for dinner, but now I'm beginning to be a little less nervous and am even looking forward to the possibility of living life a different way. Perhaps I'm being naive, and I guess the fact that we have a few quid left in the bank, plus the knowledge that if the going got too bad we could return to the UK reassures me. But if Corfu starts to rely less on tourism and more on farming and local manufacturing it could be a fascinating experience and a wonderful, if rather basic place to live.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Busy, busy, busy!

Sorry I haven't blogged anything recently. It's not so much been a case of nothing to write about as no time to write about it!

The Christmas season is well and truly upon us and the children break up from school today/tomorrow. Yes, I know that seems odd, but they go to school today, then tomorrow morning they go to church in the village before being sent home for about 10.30am. They then have a couple of weeks off until returning on 8th January.

In fairness they've done well. After the massive 3 month summer recess they've been back at school since mid September without an official break. Unlike UK schools we don't have half term holidays, so by the end of the term they've had about 3 months of 8-4pm Monday to Friday, which is quite hard going for the younger kids. Jack has had a week's unexpected break after his class was closed due to swine flu, but by the time the week was up he was itching to go back as he was fed up at home.

Conversely, Niamh has had every imaginary ailment she can think of in the last few days in order to try and get a day off - this from the child who, an hour after she returned from school on the last day before the summer hols announced that she was bored! There's no pleasing some people!

Meanwhile, I've taken another great step in understanding Greek bureaucracy and am beginning to appreciate that the fear factor is much worse than the reality! This time it was the fabled car tax which has to be paid before 1st January each year. In previous years we've had a renewal sent through in mid November, but this year nothing. Tony had started to fret about this as, if we don't pay by the end of the year the 'fine' is a doubled tax charge. Also, there had been numerous rumours going around that the new government had considerably raised the taxes on older cars. Village gossips were saying that even small cars over 10 years old were going to be stung at least 300€ in tax - ouch!

So last week I, the intrepid explorer, armed with only my ATM card and our car registration documents, headed for Corfu Town. My solicitor's secretary had told me I could pay my car tax at a National Bank of Greece branch if I didn't have my renewal documents.

I parked at the Liston, and, after getting slightly lost in the old town, found my way to the main branch in the city centre just after 9am.

The place was heaving. I noticed an illuminated number '33' over the cashiers desks and, looking round, found the ticket dispenser which would enable me to have my turn.

I took my ticket. Number 279. Ouch. This could be a long wait.

I decided to walk up to my solicitor's office just in case the renewal document had been received by them. I somehow thought I'd have enough time!

Unfortunately they hadn't seen it, so I headed back towards the bank. En route I noticed another, smaller branch of the National Bank - and deep joy, it only had 2 customers in. I tried to go in but was stopped at the door by a very ferocious looking lady in a tweed suit. She pointed at a notice on the door. Even with my limited Greek I could work out that it said closed until 12 noon for staff training.

Expletive time.

As I wandered back to the other National Bank branch I spied a Eurobank, where I have an account. Could it be that I could pay at any bank perhaps? The lovely, helpful staff (I do like Eurobank they are a breath of fresh air!) apologised but no, without my renewal document they couldn't help. If I'd had the document it wouldn't have been a problem. Just as I was about to leave the young man called me back. "You do realise, the only place you can pay if you don't have a renewal is at the tax office". I stopped. "The tax office? You mean I can't pay at the National Bank?" He confirmed my query.

More expletive time.

Deep breath and off I went to the tax office.

Now the tax office scares the living daylights out of me. Last time I went in, to pay an 11€ bill, I was shouted at in Greek and told to go away!!! (I relayed this story many moons ago in the blog). This time I went in, found the first office, and waited very patiently whilst the young lady assisted someone else. When she was free I asked in my politest voice whether she spoke any English, apologising that my Greek was very poor. "It depends" she replied, "on what you want".

"Umm... to know where to go to pay my car tax". "Ah, that's no problem" she replied with a big smile; "across the corridor, room 10".

20 minutes later I was back outside the tax office. I'd got my invoices from room 10, then back to the cashier's office to pay them, then next door to be issued with the tax discs for Tony's and my own car. Simples!

I was also delighted to realise that the village gossip had been just that, gossip. Yes, car tax has increased, but not anywhere near as steeply as we'd been led to believe - I can afford to have Christmas after all!

As I wandered back down to the Liston at about 10.45am I passed the National Bank of Greece. I peered in over the milling through and looked at the serving number - 91. Ouch!

Monday, December 7, 2009

Find a friend!


We found a young dog wandering in the village last week. Others have mentioned that she's been around for a while now.

A pretty little thing she's very friendly and seems to crave human company. I wish I could offer her a home, but in our location, with no garden adjacent to the house and stepping straight out onto the main road through the village (however small and narrow that may be) it really isn't possible. For the moment the children and I are contenting ourselves with buying the odd can of dog food and giving her a breakfast each morning.

In the meantime I put a message on one of the Corfu forums enquiring whether anyone might be in a position to offer her a home. Amongst the replies I received someone suggested that I mention her on my facebook page.

That got me thinking. Most of my facebook friends are not local, so wouldn't be able to help, but I could always start a separate group that's open to all. So, during my tea break earlier I fired up a new group entitled "Help a stray find a home on Corfu", listed under "general interest - pets & animals". Designed to try and match up strays with new homes, its a sort of friendship site for pets!

If you are interested, especially if you live on Corfu, why not take a look or even join the group. I've put a link to the page under the 'some other good stuff' list on the left hand side of the page.

Meanwhile I haven't found a home for Rosy/Fida/Susy (as she's variously known), quite yet, but I've popped a photo of her on the top of this post, just in case those doleful eyes capture someones heart!

Friday, December 4, 2009

Batbiting

I was sitting at my desk yesterday, late afternoon, engrossed in what I was writing, when I sensed something behind me.

This was slightly disconcerting, as the only thing behind me is a chest of drawers, wall and a window (2nd floor - I'm in the loft).

Our of the corner of my eye I was sure I saw something move. A moment later something fell onto my hand - a tiny piece of grit...

Next thing I knew I felt a draught as something skimmed my head and shot through the open door into Niamh's bedroom.

Round and round the bat flew, intermittently crashing into walls and the various hanging storage thingies - disorientated by the lights I guess.

Each time it plummeted to the floor I tried to catch it in a towel, but it was too quick for me. Eventually it started to fly down the stairs so I shouted to Niamh to open the veranda doors just at the bottom, in the hope that it would fly straight out.

A minute later the kerfuffle ceased and we assumed, from the lack of bat, that it had found its way out.

Later on I went upstairs again to finish off my work.

Swoop.

"TONYYYY...!! That bludy bat's still up here. Can you help catch it?"

Eventually we managed to get it, and Tony, into my office. Reducing the space it had to fly in would hopefully make it easier to catch. I shut the door swiftly. A moment later a voice trailed out... "it's landed on my back... ouch! and it's bitten me!"

It took some persuading to make the kids believe that we don't have vampires in the loft, or indeed in Corfu at all. However, my feelings towards those 'cute little' pipistrelle bats has now changed - I give anything that bites a wide berth!

Since the beginning of the year we've had various young birds come in and Nipper was the second bat recently. The roof is watertight and the windows were shut. I can just about understand the baby birds that fall through the cavity between us and next door then out of a tinsy gap in the skirting, but an adult bat, even a pipistrelle, is a slightly different matter. Ah well, it will probably remain one of those unanswered mysteries of life!